[A public message scribbled hastily in the middle of the night:]

The pirates have come to shore! They've set the dock ablaze and are looting shops and houses street by street.

Evacuate all townspeople to Fort Charles immediately!

[A Private Note to Suzanne:Suzanne, forgive me, I though I knew what was best. The pirates might not be stopped ( Read more... )

[And now for your daily Jesus.]

PSALM 34:18
Let not the evil that has come into the town spread like plague to your heart. Even when your body is broken, He will rescue your spirit and bring you on high. You are safe in the light of God. He says:
The Lord is nigh unto them that are of a broken heart; and saveth such as be of a contrite spirit.Come ( Read more... )

[The following message is posted freely around town on pamphlets, scribbled unintentionally onto the network, and is basically what "John" will be preaching around town. Feel free to reply in any manner. For those familiar with the town, this is a daily ritual.]

ISAIAH 55:7I am telling you, brothers. Judgement day may be coming sooner than you ( Read more... )

[Private to Cissie]

Cissie. I need you to tell me everything you can about my roommate. I... have no idea who he is, but I think he knows me, because he called me by name this morning.  Help?  Is this an Earth Prime thing?  Or do I know him and not remember?  Is this one of those things?

[Private to Hayley]

...How's your memory? 

[VIDEO: Johnny's in khakis, a muted green shirt, black leather jacket, and sunglasses. He's out walking in the snow; as usual, completely unaffected by the temperature.Valentine's Day. My favorite holiday. It's a good excuse to go the full nine yards in impressing a woman, and hopefully you have some fun along the way. Just the two of you, you know ( Read more... )

I think I am coming to understand these customs quite easily, but... I have quite a pertinent question ( Read more... )

While I still am confused about some of these seasonal changes, I must admit I do enjoy the seasonal changes this place offers. It is not home, but these small changes certainly make it more favorable. The decorations are simply splendid-though, I admit, I am confused as to what Mlle. Hello Kitty has to do with Valentine's Day (as well as to what ( Read more... )

You know, there's one very clear solution to the strange things going on around here.

Who's got a match? Let's watch this city burn. Fork one over, or eat my lead. You heard me, filthy seadogs.

( open spam )

You know what this place needs? More me. More Johnny Storm. I just wish that I had my fantastaceleratormabob. That would liven this place up.

[ooc: Raoul's impression of Johnny? Egomaniac who makes up a lot of words. :c]

What's going on with everyone? Sue's trying to lock us all up because we're combing our hair the wrong way and wearing our pants too baggy.

...wait. That's how she normally is. Never mind.

Pffft. Not that I even care. You're all a bunch of assholes.

[Filtered to YOUNG PEOPLEYou know what we need? A party. Drugs, booze, irresponsible behavior ( Read more... )